![]() “You’re already in trouble, so help a fellow mammal clean up. Reggie feared that the squirrel was going to scream for backup from its fellow squirrels, but was surprised when he continued to speak in an unexpectedly tranquil voice. ![]() “First of all, I will force your lazy chipmunk arms to clean up this mess before you leave,” said the squirrel with a seemingly passive-aggressive tone. “Well, maggots!” they cursed under their breath. As Reggie’s vision gradually stopped shaking, they began to make out the outline of a furry creature looming over them only one chipmunk-length away. They were unable to concentrate as the realization of pain crashed into their back and head. In shock, Reggie’s vision became impaired. A force pushed Reggie into the wall of the nest, slamming them against the tough bark. Out of nowhere, the breath was knocked from their lungs. But Reggie paid no attention, as they devoured holly berries by the pawful. A couple of berries collapsed under the impact, their bright juice soaking the three black-brown stripes that run down their back. “Holly Berries! Oh my tree, there’s enough to feast on and take for the road!” Reggie leaped headfirst into the holly berry piles in the shadows of the nest. Rays of sunlight partially extended into the nest to reveal the presence of acorns, seeds of all shapes and sizes, and lustrous red berries. In the shadows, two piles of a large variety of tasty snacks laid in each corner of the circular nest. With their back claws firmly planted in the bark of this random squirrel’s tree, they poked their head into the hole for the first time. “Alright, I have three escape routes before I have even begun this operation! This is looking to be easy peasy, berry squeezy,” they joyfully exclaimed. They stopped at a hole near the top of the tree trunk, too perfectly round to be Mother Nature’s work the thick bases of three branches extended from the other end of the trunk where the hole was. Reggie shook their head and scrambled up the tree in the blink of an eye. “Whenever I start believing that squirrels and chipmunks are more similar than I thought, the absurdity of squirrel brains proves me wrong,” they said. *Naming their home as if it can actually speak to them,* they thought. The squirrel that dashed off a minute earlier called this tree “Mossy”. They stepped across the border: after a quick survey of the undergrowth all around them, they dashed to the base of the tree. *I know there’s going to be more than one squirrel who’s going to get pissed off, but I can go in and out discreetly if I’m fast enough.* *There’s no going back after I cross this border,* Reggie thought. Reggie’s eyes took note of the bark strips placed almost in a line. “How can I make fun of someone else for marking their territory when I do the exact same thing?” they said. Reggie would have insulted the unsanitary tendencies of the squirrels if Reggie hadn’t realized the hypocrisy in their thought. The border reeked of urine belonging to generations of nasty squirrels trying to mark their land. Just a few chipmunk-lengths away from the squirrel’s tree wass a row of bark strips marking the border between the end of chipmunk territory and the start of squirrel territory. Reggie could not resist the prospect of free food. But as they watched a squirrel with an unusual head to body ratio scamper away and leave its nest unguarded, an opportunity to grab a couple of snacks presented itself. Merely thinking about trespassing onto squirrel territory would get them into some serious trouble. It is easy to use and can be applied as a perimeter spray around structures.Some part of them was warning Reggie that this was a terrible idea. READY TO SPRAY - This product arrives in a container that is ready for immediate use. PEOPLE AND PET SAFE - When used as directed on the label, this deterrent is safe to use around people and pets. This spray is a behavior modification tool and will not kill any animals. NOT FOR INDOOR USE - This product is NOT designed to be used in your home. This outdoor repellent is great to use around bird feeders that these pests are attracted to. This balanced blend of ingredients humanely provides maximum repellency without harming the the animals.ĬONTROL A VARIETY OF PESTS - This spray effectively repels and controls chipmunks, squirrels, mice, rats, and any other annoying rodents around your home. HUMANELY REPELS PESTS - The unique nature of our ingredients irritates the nasal passages of the animals to drive them away.
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